Resolvi voltar a estudar inglês. Descobri que, após 6 anos completamente longe da língua, eu desaprendi quase tudo (com uma dose dramática do sangue lusitano que corre em minhas veias). É triste, mas é verdade. Para comemorar essa minha volta às aulas, colei aqui uma piadinha in English que copiei de um site:
A 54-year-old womanhad a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?”
God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live .”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck [plástica de abmômen]. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figuredshe might as wellmake the most of it . After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded , ”I thought you said I had another 43 years. Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?“